the Escapist

a person who immerses themselves in alternative reality; habitual diversion of the mind to purely imaginative activity or entertainment as an escape from reality or routine.



Escapistize
1) To repeatedly and vigorously cram something down another person's throat

2) To disproportionately value the opinions of idiots with no talent
Example:
1) I used to like that new song, but the radio's Escapistized it.

2) I used to enjoy going to that website, but they Escapistized a bunch of trolls and now I can't stand about half their articles.


escapist
An escape artist. Someone who escapes either a bad situation quite easily, Or a person who breaks out of jail alot.
Example:
1)The man has broken out of so many prisons he is now known as an escapist.

2)The woman has a tendency to get out of arguements quite easily. Her husband now calls her an escapist.


The Escapist
An awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing Zero Punctuation. Most people only go on Wednesdays for Zero Punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like Unskippable and There Will Be Brawl.
Example:
Guy: Dude, lets go watch Zero Punctuation on The Escapist!
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?


Facebook Escapist
Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
Example:
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist


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