the goat

- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.



the goat
when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.
Example:
That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.


the goat
will let you know if someone has called you a lightweight and will pierce your ears. is a real g . very funny i will say and looks very preetty in wings lolz even if theyre 6tiny.
Example:
the goat is grace subwaygirl


the goat
when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends
Example:
I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.


the goat
Someone with the ablilty to sleep standing up, especially while working the 11pm-7am shift. Typically, this person becomes offended when you wake them up.
Example:
You check out the goat.

Yeah, he's on his feet, but he's snoring.

That's some crazy shit dude. Should we wake him up?


The Goat of Goats
A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.
Example:
Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.


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