Candy Mountain

A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.



candy mountain
Candy Mountain is a land of sweets and joy and joyness, and sugary goodness. The Leoplurodon will guide your way to candy mountain.
BUT BEWARE:
Do not enter the cave, for you will lose your kidneys!
Example:
"Come on Chaaaaaarlie! Chaaaarlie! Let's go to candy mountain!"
"When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head to the candy mountain cave!"


Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
Example:
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.


Candy Mountain
A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
Example:
โ€œWell what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. โ€


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