Colbert
Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.Colbert
The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Example:
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
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A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.
Example:
Stephen Colbert
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Colbertity
The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.
Example:
The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.
The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.
Colberting
Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.
Example:
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
Colbertized
Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Example:
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
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Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.