Door
A magic place of entrance, in which people can enter a place then remove the entry hole by closing it. It prevents drafts and people seeing you fuck. Also zombies can't open them.
Example:
"Phil, check out that sweet door, you can walk through it, go on walk through it you silly cunt"
"Phil, check out that sweet door, you can walk through it, go on walk through it you silly cunt"
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Its a square wall you can open and close. What the did you expect was gonna happen? its a door nothin much.
Example:
James: Yo what the h*ck are you doin teacher
Teacher: Slamming this door on this kids fat ass head
James: Yo what the h*ck are you doin teacher
Teacher: Slamming this door on this kids fat ass head
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Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Example:
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
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Duck Out Of Room
Used when someone says something completely stupid or pointless, and someone else takes it upon themself to order them out. The person using D.O.O.R is often seen as a hero.
Used when someone says something completely stupid or pointless, and someone else takes it upon themself to order them out. The person using D.O.O.R is often seen as a hero.
Example:
Nimit: Wow, isn't the study of plants fascinating?
Hero: Door!
Nimit: Hey, don't you guys love rice pudding?!
Hero: Door!
Nimit: Who's coming to my tea party tomorrow?
Hero: (About to "door" Nimit, but thinks better of it and instead punches him out)
Nimit: Wow, isn't the study of plants fascinating?
Hero: Door!
Nimit: Hey, don't you guys love rice pudding?!
Hero: Door!
Nimit: Who's coming to my tea party tomorrow?
Hero: (About to "door" Nimit, but thinks better of it and instead punches him out)
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Why would you look up door are you retarded want to see a door go look at your mom and dad's room just don't go in if you hear noises