Exorcism

When a girl is vomitting in the toilet and you are fucking her from behind.



Exorcism
when a girl is giving you a blow job and you vomit on her head
Example:
Nancy thought she was just giving a blowjob, until I turned it into an exorcism.


Exorcism
When a Male ejaculates into his own hand, and begins the motion of frantically flicking his own semen into his sexual partners face, screaming "The power of christ compels you!" or, "The Devil is a liar!".
Example:
I gave Barbara the best Exorcism of her life last night, it was messy bro.


The Exorcism
a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.

extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
Example:
Dude, you can only earn the rank Cpt. Sticky Fingers by performing The Exorcism.


exorcism
Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.
Example:
In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"


The Exorcism
While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.
Example:
Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"


exorcism
shitting, excreting (turkish).
in turkish 'excorcism' is translated as 'bringing out the devil/foul spirits from someone/something'. so figure out resemblance with 'shitting'/'excreting' :).

evocation may be used for similar purpose
Example:
I'm going to WC, i have some 'exorcism' to do.


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