Lightening
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
lightening
Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.Lightening
Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
police lightening
1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
Example:
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
lighten up
lightening rod
White Lightening
The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.
*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.
*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.
Example:
Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
Lightening Bug
A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.
ride the lightening
Example:
Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.
Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.