Possibly the most effective
anti-virus on the market, commonly sold in most Wal'Mart stores as a quick "
over the counter" cure to all diseases/illnesses. Currently sold in 5, 10, and 6000Mg doses, and can be purchased in a liquid form if desired.
Warning: Due to the amazing effects of Cyanide, this should only be taken by those who value their lives and wish to live a long happy life.
Example:
"Cyanide Cured my Cancer, AIDS, herpes, and Existence!"
Side-effects include, loss of breath, drowsiness, fatigue, inability to get a hard on,
low sperm count, discoloration of the skin with prolonged use, loss of hair, loss of flesh, loss of brain matter, limbs unexpectedly detach from the body, inability to feel human emotions, craving for the consumption of human brains, disorientated motor skills, loss of a heart beat,
coagulation of the blood, limited muscle movement,
calcification of the feet and hands, and uncontrollable bowel movements.