Google it

When you need to find something (word definition, restaurants, dentists, doctors, hair dressers, car dealers.... list goes on and on) and don't know where to look for so the first place to go is Google.com. You can almost be certain to find some kind of answer. Can be used in any tense (present, past, past present, future)



Google it
to put the burden of proof on the person asking the question or to prove a point without any effort or argument whatsoever
Example:
Andy: "How could there possibly be a competitor for the shake weight?!"

Stig: "I don't f******* know... google it."


googling google
This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD
Example:
Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.


Google Google
verb; the act of searching google in google because you forgot what browser you were on; when a stupid person types in and searches google in google over fifty times


the googles
A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Example:
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?


Google+
A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.
Example:
Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!


Google+
The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.
Example:
"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."


google
(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
Example:
“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”


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