Lincoln Log
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
Lincoln Log
The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser onceLincoln Log
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
Example:
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
Lincoln Log
Lincoln Log
When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
Example:
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
Lincoln Log
Lincoln Log
Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Lincoln Log
When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
Example:
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
Lincoln Log
The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.