Old Greg

(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.Effective examples of old gregging iclude:1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"2. Displaying the mangina



Old Greg
1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School

2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson

3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys

4. Often displays mangina

noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good
Example:
Old greg quote:

"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"


Old Greg
the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII
Example:
quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish


Old Greg
Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.
Example:
Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.


old greg
A scaly fish-man who lives in Black Lake, and only surfaces during full moons.

A Youtube celebrity.
Example:
"Do yew luv meh? Aar yew playing yur luv games with meh?"
"I'm old greg"


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