Rockville Centre

A town where guys wear timbs, baggy kakis, and a over sized polo shirt with a fitted hat that rests at the top of their head. Mostly irish, with a couple of jews, a lot of racists and republicans. The girls wear ugly sweat pants and a stupid bun at the top of their heads which often times resembles a pile of dog shit. They drink constantly at peoples houses since the bridge is no longer available for underage drinking. This town is the home of the "bros" there is no other town that has "bros" like this one. Oh and they play lax... a lot.



Rockville Centre
THE sickest town you will ever be in. I Dont really know anyone who has ever referred to it as "Bitchville Centre" because these people are not obnoxious or bitches.

They have a decent amount of money to be living here because they are taxed so much for not a lot of property. I love Rockville Centre. Many of my friends live there and it is such a cute town. Everything is in walking distance from everything and there are great places to "chill".

Many teens like to go to the bridge, but I would tell you not to because it is one of the most sketchiest areas of the town, or the beach either. That's where they like to go to drink and smoke, but its better just to throw down at someones house. Just make sure none of the neighbors here because if they do, be prepared for a little visit by the cops and a phonecall to your parents.

I dont know who YOU bitches are saying that Rockville Centre is bitchy because you obviously have never been there before because I have so many friends there because everyone is so welcoming and friendly. So f- off. You are obviously just saying that because you just want to be in Rockville Centre so badly that you just have to make fun of it to try and convince yourself you don't want to be there. I wouldn't blame you. I wish I lived in RVC too.
Example:
Person 1: Heyy! What are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Hey! I am actually going to my friend's house in Rockville Centre to hang out with all them tonight you?

Person 1: OMG! Me too! Maybe we can meet up later in RVC!


Rockville Centre
One of the best towns in Long Island. Residents are wealthy, smart, and good looking. Many residents of other towns are resentful of the rocks.
Example:
Jim: I'm going to Rocville Centre tonight!
Kenny: Well you can suck it! (a.k.a. Man i wish i was going to Rockville Centre too!)


Rockville Centre
A town full of closet queers who hate anything outside of a perverted idea of normalcy. The boys wear grungy lax shorts that hang past the knees and dirt stained nike socks, paired with an unmatched sports t-shirt or jockey sweatshirt. Oftentimes they’ll forget the daily application of deodorant. The girls wear the same attire of pulled leggings or sweatpants with some variation of a push-up bra and tank top. The go-to hairstyle is a horribly constructed “messy bun” that sits at the top of their head, often leaving randomized strands of hair out looking like they’d just come from a sweaty workout. Overwhelming amount of raging republicans, slurs spilling from the thin lips of the majority. Oh, and the bridge is “the place to be.” Crawling with future alcoholics, the bridge is full to the brim on any given day. If you walk a few feet outside of the main area, you might find a few freshmen mouth fucking, or maybe someone throwing up. You might occasionally run into a group of queers, usually marked by oversized jeans and colored hair. Rockville Centre kids love weed.
Example:
-Wtm tn? I’m in Rockville Centre

- Idk, my bitch told me that it’s a bridge night tonight tho. Might pull up.

-Wrd, bring the za!


Rockville Centre
The worst fucking town to ever step foot and breathe in. Home of the richest, snobbiest, straight white people. Girls will spend their money on Vinyard Vines shit and other crazy expensive brands. Some common Rockville Centre girl hobbies include, continuously asking for likes on their recents, being straight, wasting money on clothes, and hitting on guys. The guys are pretty much the same. Also, you are socially excluded from being popular if you can’t play lacrosse. (Which is a pretty shit sport tbh) And don’t be surprised if the girls block you on any form of Social media because they just don’t have any brain cells whatsoever. Parents, don’t move your kids here because they’re literally doomed to have the worst childhood ever.
Example:
(Currently living in California)

Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”

Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”


rockville centre
Town in Long Island, commonly referred to as Bitchville Centre. The kids here have too much money and the girls will spend it on trying to become as fake/orange as possible, while the guys spend it on drugs. The only semi-good things are the girls' soccer team and the IB program.
Example:
"What school do you go to?"
"South Side."
"Sounds ghetto."
"More like superficial and stupid.. it's in Rockville Centre."


The Rockville Centre HOUSING PROJECTS
The only gritty and dangerous section of middle to upper class Rockville Centre, NY. Located on North Centre Avenue, it gets very shady here late @ night. Unsavory characters in hoodies congregate here. Just a few yards away on North Village avenue lies million dollar homes. The Rockville Centre Projects even have the token bodega in front of them right next to the Martin Luther King community center. Robberies take place here all the time and there was even a shooting out front back in 2007. Don't let people fool ya when they say Rockville Centre is 100% safe. These projects border the area of Lakeview which borders hempstead.
Example:
The Rockville Centre Housing Authority, TRANSLATION: " The Rockville Centre HOUSING PROJECTS are a dangerous place to hang around.


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