A place in England that doesn't contain enough townies. There are only 500,000
neds in Stockport yet I think I saw a
grunger once. What if they round themselves up and attempt to outnumber us. I am a chav and without at least 20 townies surrounding me constantly I get scared.
Stockport is full of places fo' us Gs to hang 5 innit such as the cinema to see some light entertainment such as the latest xXx movie. There are benches outside of the local
5 star resturant McDonalds where one can spit as much as he chooses. In fact, there are three
McDs. Truely a luxurius choice of a
home town and a highly cultured society. Such as the local musical art theater,
HMV, that plays exquisite rap classics. Beautiful paintings can be around the many monuments in which artists express themselves with
spraypaint with such poetry as "I fucked Jen at this spot".
Has one of the only town centres smart enough not to ban hoodies (After all, they would lose ALL their customers, literally.)
Example:
Stockport is a high class,
cultured society so we try not to let any
riff-raff like you punks or working class
jazz fags get in our way.