Turnip

A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.



Turnip
Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
Example:
"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."


Turnip
A person with a humorless, lifeless and ignorant personality. One who does not tolerate anything silly or fun. Rude and anti-social, often controlling of people who do not conform to be as much of a boring, flavorless turnip as they are.
Example:
"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"

"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"


Turnip
A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.

Often used affectionately.
Example:
"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"


Turnip
Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Example:
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells


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