1) A lower form of dork; one who sucks assloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: "livejournal whores") plural= hobbos

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean

Unlike false belief, the fact the name "Jean" is associated with hobbo is simply Urban Legend. The name is usually more fitting to those tall, spindly folk with names such as "Nathan."

Contrary to popular Benoni belief, Hobbos is not a word.

It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa

Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.

A lower income person that look like a homeles person

Its a black man that lost his home because of drug trafficing and fucking a lot of bitches. They are ussualy bitch niggas.

A man who lost his penis accidently.

He is not nice and is most of time a hobbo and he has no friends and he smells like rotten cheese. BUT MOST IMPORTANT:HE IS A NOOB!!!