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The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Example:
Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
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Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.
Example:
Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'
Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'
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The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).
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1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard
Example:
jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"
"beard u cumin out tonight"
"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"
"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"
"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"
"YOU BEARD"
jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"
"beard u cumin out tonight"
"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"
"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"
"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"
"YOU BEARD"
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1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.
Example:
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
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When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
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The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Example:
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."