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Caging
Verb.
The act of vandalizing a computer or phone by doing the following:
1. Replacing all wallpaper images to pictures of Nicholas Cage
2. Changing all shortcuts to Nicholas Cage
3. Replacing all icons with the Face of Cage
Optional:
4. In the case of a computer, alter the Username and possibly password to Nicholas Cage/Nicholascage
5. Change screensavers to sexual images with Nicholas Cage photoshopped in.
End of Optional.

Final Step: Enjoy the Cage Rage.
Example:
Person 1: Dude, so I 'm thinking about Caging my sister's computer, any suggestions?

Person 2: Take pictures and post it on the internet. Make a meme out of it.


Caged
The long term encasing of a penis to control the sexual drive of its owner. Usually a BDSM act or by those looking to enter long term celebate lifestyle within a mixed or same sex relationship
Example:
Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle

Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips


Cage
The act of trolling using the photoshopped face of Nicolas Cage made to look like other celebrities, or the creepy face of Nicolas Cage all by his glorious self. Especially fun and rewarding to put in not so obvious locations.
Example:
Friend 1: hey, Lauren left her iPhone and it doesn't have a passcode!

Friend 2: oh we should totally cage it!

Friend 1: yessssss, DO IT!


Cageing It
A derivative of 'Phoned It In', 'Cageing It' is when an actor gives the most outlandish and ridiculously over the top performance possible; generally under the assumption that the film they're starring in is going to be terrible regardless of what they do (and they hate themselves a little for even being in it), and that the director is unwilling or unable to stop them from doing whatever they want.

Named for the over the top performances typified by Nicolas Cage.
Example:
Did you see Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending? Totally Cageing it.

What was with Michael Sheen at the end of Twilight? He was definitely Cageing It. That dude just didn't give a fuck.


Cage
The guy you just can't get over. You love everything about him. His akward smile, his laugh, the facial expressions he makes, his smell. To you he is perfect. You just can't bring you're self to tell him this. Because he likes your best friend
Example:
Girl1: Hey there's Cage
Girl2: Don't say that name. I will start cryin and clock you in the face.


Caged
A word used to describe the art of 'Caging' - ie. Changing everything about someones Facebook without their knowledge to Nicholas Cage, whether it be display/cover pictures, their hobbies, schools, likes...etc. It is essentially a form of Frape taken to a whole new level of hilarity.
Example:
"Why is my display picture Nicholas Cage?"
"You've just been Caged!"


Cage
Man who has killed many, a man who cannot be taken for granted. When he strikes he strikes fast, but with warnings before. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Example:
Did you here about cage, because he killed 35 people in one night.


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