hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.



hoffed
Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Example:
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!


hof
Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.
Example:
Tak the dirty cr0d is a HoF.


Hoffed
To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Example:
'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'


[HOF]
HOF stands for House of Fun, A Call of Duty 2,Call of Duty 4, Team Fortress 2, and Counter Strike: Source clan that promotes respectful gaming. It has many members aging from young to old, and it was founded by Snake and Snot back in COD days.
Example:
Gamer: Want to go play on a terrible gaming server?
Friend: No, lets play on the HOF server, they are awesome.
Gamer: Ok, sounds cool, Snake and Snot are my heroes.


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