remake

What the American film industry excels at.



remake
1) A movie that tries to make a classic film relevant by modernizing it.

2) A movie redone by the same director with changes.

3)A movie based on a book, play, or musical that imitates & does not diverge much from a previous movie based on the source material.
Example:
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory does not qualify as a remake of Willy Wonka, as they are both based on the book & are very different.

There are over 12 Alice in Wonderland movies, some based on the play, some based on the book. None of them are remakes of eachother.

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies do not qualify as remakes of the Rankin & Bass & Ralph Bakshi movies.

Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella has been remade 3 times.


REmake
Resident Evil remake on Nintendo GameCube, hence the "RE" being capatilazied, which stands for Resident Evil, and "remake", meaning it's a remade game.
Example:
REmake is a lot different than its original predecessor, Resident Evil on PlayStation. It features a redone voice cast, dialogue, Crimson Skulls, better graphics and sound, and new areas. Thus, it is also different from a port.


TV Remakes
A sick ol' youtube channel that you should subscribe to. The creators behind "Builders in a pub" and "The Flight of Terror".
Example:
Hey bro, did you watch the new TV Remakes video?
No, I thought they stopped uploading because Coen's voice is now an Indian Accent.


Demon's Souls Remake
Nexus
>All the dreamy surreal atmosphere gone, almost looks like their Latria.
Boletaria
>Gothic-high fantasy like architecture everywhere despite the fact that is a military wall designed to protect against invasions so makes no reason to build any of it like that because is just going to break and is impossible to properly repair.
>towers added to towers for no reason
>chain gate is a big door now
>vegetation everywhere despite the incident sarting like 4 days before, even the horses are still decomposing and shit is still burning
Latria
>prison of torture
>let's just make it pretty like a church
>let's just add jars and candles everywhere for no reason
>no insect like background noise anymore
>red flags instead of yellow
Shrine of storms
>make it look like a pretty rainy afternoon instead of menacing and oppresive atmosphere that just keps build and building up but never discharges
>Stonefang
>what about making flamelurker look like a balrog
>what about making the arena look like an unrealistic and out of place entrance hall to the dragon with perfectly set up bones to the side and a dragon looking entrance that clashes with the rest of the level for no reason.
Example:
Joe: Have you heard of that Demon's Souls Remake?
Sugma: You mean that $70 cash-grab that's art direction was decided by the WoW devs?


Final Fantasy 7 remake
Something that will take forever to come out.
Example:
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.


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