surrender

when you are outmatched in military and in tact or when you give in to your feelings.



surrender
1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway
Example:
1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"


surrender
what you do when all is said and done

no more games, I surrender

Being a lover not a fighter

when you've been gone so long that all you want to do is come home

"Baby I need to come home"
Example:
surrender home lover


surrender
The Frence people......Je me rends- A phrase used commonly in the french vocabuarly (means "I surrender")
Example:
Those Damn Amercians..what? the germans are coming!....O blessed Amercians how i love thee


surrender
Widely considered an art-form in France basically becuase of their inability to do anything else save wine making...
This popular practice has recently spread to the middle east and more so in Iraq.
Example:
"Sir. We have captured a division of armed non-coallition troops durning our strike on Baghdad." (The manifestation of justice)
"Well, bring em in." (General ready to light some Iraqis up)
"Sir. You'll never believe what they said..." (swift hand of american justice)
"Well? Out with it." (Gen Uncle Sam)
"Bonjour..." (just american soldier)


surrender
The thing French have done ever since the repeating rifle was made. And in Iraq, the people are getting food, clothing, medical aid, school supplies, etc. 500 Casuleties out of 600,000 people, PRETTY DAMN GOOD. France just needs to train Iraqis to surrender instead of pretend to.
Example:
White Flag Division Leader, 1900: Oh shit, we can't spear the Germans with our white flags anymore!!!!


Surrender
What french do when declared war upon
Example:
Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.


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