missionary
missionary
Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.
missionary
a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
Missionary
missionary
- A person (esp. Christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith.
- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.
- A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.
- 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin
- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.
- A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.
- 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin
missionary
missionary
Missionaries
People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs).
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.
Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
Example:
I put a "NO SOLICITING" sign outside my door to keep those pesky missionaries off my property.
I put a "NO SOLICITING" sign outside my door to keep those pesky missionaries off my property.