upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.v. to make something more powerful or significant



upgrade
To make a better choice for a relationship partner.
Example:
Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.

John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.

Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.


upgrade
n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.

v. To perform an upgrade.
Example:
While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade.


upgrade
the better version up sess, usally it is more passionate and more orgamic
Example:
Girl: I'm horny.

Guy: Want to upgrade?

Girl: yeaa.


upgraditis
A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
Example:
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'


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