Bär Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Bär

Someone growing bald at young age, ultimately winding up without hair before he hits 30.

bärs

by Niels Peter on Jun 19, 2008 15:20:20

In Scandinavia, this word has several meanings: "bæsj" (baesj) means pooh in Norwegian; and "bärs" means strong beer in Swedish (originated from the Bayern district in Germany). Should not be confused with the Swedish word "bajs", which means pooh like in the Norwegian "bæsj".
In English the similar "bash" can refer to hitting fiercely, trying out something, or throwing a party.

Example:
Ska vi klämma en bärs? (Swedish, meaning "Let's squeeze a can of beer")

kånkel-bär

by rustyrimjob on Feb 13, 2008 00:58:25

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Example:
Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

kånkel-bär

by david_of_sweden on Nov 30, 2007 09:13:37

A very strange Swedish word that can't really be translated into any other language, kånkel-bär is what we Swedish people call the little "berries"(bär) of excrament that can sometimes get caught up in your anal-hair.

Example:
1. Kånkel-bär är en delikatess i Arboga.
2. Bengan: "Fan va många bär du plockade då!"
Rasmus: "Ja, det kan man ju förvänta sig, jag har inte torkat röven på tre veckor!"
Bengan: "Om du inte håller käften detta ögonblick, ska jag slå dig så hårt i ansiktet att det kommer spruta bajs ur din jävla fitt-näsa."
Rasmus: "Bamse-korv med en jävla massa mos?"

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck on Nov 02, 2023 05:22:40

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist

Example:
A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.

Svidde Bärs

by Ella Donning on Sep 06, 2019 02:34:29

Svidde Bärs

Example:
Svidde Bärs

Bärs

by Ekoene on Feb 04, 2018 08:53:40

Bärs is a definition beer in swedish mostly in the norther part of sweden.

Example:
ey let's go and get some bärs.
ska vi gå och ta o drick lite bärs medans vi ser på footboll.

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