monobrow
someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.
monobrow
monobrow
1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.
2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
Example:
Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"
Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"
monobrow
Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.
This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.
This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.
Example:
The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.
The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.
monobrow
a monobrow is a pair of eyebrows that have joined in the middle. also known as a "slug", "forehead tash" or a "furry snail".
monobrow
An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.
Monobrow
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
Example:
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
monobrowed
Monobrow
a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
Example:
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!