Beatus Meatus

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe



Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Example:
Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus


Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
Example:
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!


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