Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.



Benedick
Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.
Example:
It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!


eggz benedicked
chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.
Example:
JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."


Eggz Benedicked
Eggz Benedicked involves a man and a woman. The man and the woman start having sex, then the man pours warm hollandaise sauce into the womans vagina. The man and the woman begin having sex. After the man ejaculates inside the woman, he then proceeds to eat a poached egg off her rectum and slurps the hollandaise from her vagina.
Example:
That couple loves the Eggz Benedicked.


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