wank wank wank
by wanker3 on Nov 06, 2010 05:18:19
An exclamation of approval and/or
solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or
irreverent.
Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a
knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Example:
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just
Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "
Wank wank wank."
Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Are you seriously going for triple
fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
wank-wank
by Jillian Effing Camink on Sep 19, 2006 13:20:09
A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold
bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank,
spit on him, then insult his
backpack.