Bird Flu
by The Learned Hand on Oct 30, 2013 00:00:01
The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing
sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature
footballs and always losing at
ping pong and related bar games.
Example:
Damn, that
sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of
the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
Bird Flu
by Blaque916 on May 24, 2006 20:26:16
Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,
cocked eyes and apparently
razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
bird flu
by Pvt. Parts on Mar 06, 2006 13:25:37
Flu for birds.
Various forms such as
H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while
fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF
FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.
Example:
Symptoms of the BIRD
FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird
flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
>
1. High fever
2.
Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5.
Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
bird flu
by T Wade on Nov 05, 2005 07:16:22
The latest Republican fear mongering
talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from
Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's
approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
Example:
White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call
Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of
the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in
Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
bird flu
by Jack on Nov 02, 2005 07:33:21
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with
monkey pox,
SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to
worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
Example:
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was
monkey pox,
West Nile, and now
Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
bird flu
by Mahmud on Mar 30, 2006 10:32:13
adjective. Used in slang as the extreme of the words "
ill" or "
sick", resulting from it's health-threatening
tendencies.