spread
1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.2. Things you put onto
toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches3. "
Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from
commissary.
spread
by ms fin on Jan 16, 2008 14:56:25
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1
pkg ramen noodles and
seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "
japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
Example:
"
Hey girl, you got any
Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"
Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
spread
by Miskatonic Jack 2 on Nov 21, 2010 08:23:11
spread
by bitterspice on May 31, 2005 06:06:27
Example:
Jeff:
Could you understand what that
debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.
spread
by big poppa, bitch. on May 05, 2013 15:16:33
spread
by Beat Jackin on Dec 06, 2007 06:25:18
spread
by mahar on Dec 30, 2011 04:20:02
spread
by jessthough on Jan 22, 2008 04:25:24
describes someone who is attractive or good-looking, someone who is hot, fit etc etc. originated from the word
butters or
butterz, which describes someone who is considered ugly and/or
rough.
spread
by CKabuser' on Dec 16, 2020 05:09:47
The most commonly used excuse for having a shit animfix/
prediction.
rarely it covers up
resolver misses but mostly
csgo just sucks dick.
spread
by A Kumirai on Oct 05, 2006 16:50:18
The
scatter profile of a
chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread
chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.
Example:
Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two
feet up!
Bob:
As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you
get good G-banded karyotypes.