CLAPPED

to be shot



clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap
a slow clap, usually started during or after an epic moment in time. Slow claps are only successful when they lead to an applause.
Example:
John: SHARRON! DONT GET ON THAT PLANE! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!

*SHARRON AND JOHN KISS PASSIONATELY*

Random person in the crowd: clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap. (Whole crowd starts clapping)


Clap
A word with several definitions -

1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.

2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.

3. To get shot by a firearm.

4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.

5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.

6. To have sexual intercourse.

7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.

8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.

9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.

10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
Example:
1. They clapped when she went on stage

2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.

3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!

4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.

5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.

6. You ready to clap?

7a. We got fucking clapped.

7b. We fucking clapped them.

8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.

9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.

10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.


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