applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.



Applausion
Example:
"Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!"


The Applause
There are two females and two males involved. Each female has four on the floor facing opposite directions. Each male is on his knees back to back. Both males simultaneously pork the respected females from behind. The clapping sounds made from male to female and male to male (thats why your back to back) creates an applause.
Warning: do not try with clap-on lamps
Example:
Bro, "the applause" we got last night was fantastic.


Applause
A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.
Example:
You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.


Applause
Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.
Example:
Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.


Beatnik Applause
A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.
Example:
POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause


Latest Searches

emo bitch, make strange, singles, rhinestone, camaraderie of loss, fulla, deprecation, gov, Flary, overdo, drinking age, kewk, mewling, advancement, FAAB, 4060, Large Dick, after prom, the click, date rape, you was, GAS STATION BATHROOM, to egg, all gay, SPANKY, lowkey, that shit hurted, Plattsburgh, on demand, Sumner Redstone, Ups, TV, work something out, taylor and alex, Imogen, www, somore, Diggity, rusty millipede, Omb, false sympathy, puppy, oral, wishful, smartphone dead leg, on some other shit, Urban Outfitting, squirmy, man beast, speak english, stupid cunt, Malonie, cousin Tom, to ninja, godamn, Semper Fi, youth and government, the Stranger, grape nuts, Gram, Awwh, the job, Concentric, ntk - need to know, Love is love, ting ting, The Good Job, The loophole, the backdoor, YOU SAYIN, active volcano, enable, goatse, Actionitis, times infinity, debate, Wii Doubter, mad at me, Ectoplasm (Matter), race-baiting, Twitter Users, im gonna kill myself, a martha stewart, Takeout, Billionaires, orgaster, Crashing, 96 position, shiny smile, The Hangover, love you to death, golems, The Nazi, kool thing, Golem, corping, take it up the butt, impression, Yo WORD, Friday, severed, back to school , e-commerce rape, being sick, Phonetic Alphabet, the Green, rigot, i didn’t know, Porta-Potty, virginess, Iyanna, KB, pubies, come up on, the Turks, rep it, nabber, X-Japan, conceptation, drain the lizard, Cruel, neurotypical, poser emo, insta flick, hey Bob, male slave, Shit from Shinola, letter jacket, Wikiing, BOBBER, provocation, astroboy, medallion, Push It real good, Shame shame shame, rosa parks, routes, good D, to do you, Glory Days, LyK, gamers, reading, England, getting changed, gimme some love, Knockdown ginger, shrimple, Impervious, Equipments, Alaskan Candybar, >ii<, crab legs, Jessie, Creaming Soda, in-out in-out, Buttless, weed measurements, worthless person, sals, Dick-Balling, dialed, compadre, aligator, anyway, Early and Often, Hall monitor, toothless smile, Rockpera, precious, Kaone, ay foo, arounding, the creatures, Go to bed, Weegee, Urban Biker, Soul sucking, monke god, witty banter, hf, nexon cash, shiny shit, motorcyclists, Chromatic Genesis, creme de la creme, pretty-hot, noah davis, tiny winey, garlic bread, m-4, Grandfather Paradox, Pocono Extravaganza, iam, Araki, the pyramid, ill nigga, beat it and beat it, turned around, Ahli, Fattest sigma, applause, phat booty, emo bitch, reberated, make strange, singles, rhinestone, camaraderie of loss, fulla, deprecation, gov, Flary, overdo, drinking age, kewk, mewling, advancement, FAAB, 4060, Large Dick, after prom, the click, date rape, you was, GAS STATION BATHROOM, to egg, all gay, SPANKY, lowkey, that shit hurted, Plattsburgh, on demand, Sumner Redstone, Ups, TV, work something out, taylor and alex, Imogen, www, somore, Diggity, rusty millipede, Omb, false sympathy, puppy, oral, wishful, smartphone dead leg, on some other shit, Urban Outfitting, squirmy, man beast, speak english, stupid cunt, Malonie, cousin Tom, to ninja, godamn, Semper Fi, youth and government, the Stranger, grape nuts, Gram, Awwh, the job, Concentric, ntk - need to know, Love is love, ting ting, The Good Job, The loophole, the backdoor, YOU SAYIN, active volcano, enable, goatse, Actionitis, times infinity, debate, Wii Doubter, mad at me, Ectoplasm (Matter), race-baiting, Twitter Users, im gonna kill myself, a martha stewart, Takeout, Billionaires, orgaster, Crashing, 96 position, shiny smile, The Hangover, love you to death, golems, The Nazi, kool thing, Golem, corping, take it up the butt, impression, Yo WORD, Friday, severed, back to school , e-commerce rape, being sick, Phonetic Alphabet, the Green, rigot, i didn’t know, Porta-Potty, virginess, Iyanna, KB, pubies, come up on, the Turks, rep it, nabber, X-Japan, conceptation, drain the lizard, Cruel, neurotypical, poser emo, insta flick, hey Bob, male slave, Shit from Shinola, letter jacket, Wikiing, BOBBER, provocation, astroboy, medallion, Push It real good, Shame shame shame, rosa parks, routes, good D, to do you, Glory Days, LyK, gamers, reading, England, getting changed, gimme some love, Knockdown ginger, shrimple, Impervious, Equipments, Alaskan Candybar, >ii<, crab legs, Jessie, Creaming Soda, in-out in-out, Buttless, weed measurements, worthless person, sals, Dick-Balling, dialed, compadre, aligator, anyway, Early and Often, Hall monitor, toothless smile, Rockpera, precious, Kaone, ay foo, arounding, the creatures, Go to bed, Weegee, Urban Biker, Soul sucking, monke god, witty banter, hf, nexon cash, shiny shit, motorcyclists, Chromatic Genesis, creme de la creme, pretty-hot, noah davis, tiny winey, garlic bread, m-4, Grandfather Paradox, Pocono Extravaganza, iam, Araki, the pyramid, ill nigga, beat it and beat it,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!