CallaWay

he’s honest, caring, intelligent and sweet. a goofy pin head that will always make you laugh, generally he doesn’t get too close to a lot of people, but if ur lucky you’ll see his soft spot and he’ll never let you go. when you’re with him you’ll feel like the two of you are the only people on earth, only to be interrupted by a punch in the arm when he sees a punch buggy.



callaway
A curse and a blessing in one. A force to be reckon with. Female Sirens who seduce you with their addictive personalities and blinding beauty.
Example:
He has succumbed to a Callaway.


to do a callaway
To cheat on your girlfriend (if possible on the 4th of March) then go back to her house afterwards when she is on holiday for her dads 50th and eat her steak. You must then tell the boys to keep silent but then a week later tell them they shouldn't have lied to the ex missus. Then continue to be an awful bloke and then you have done a Callaway.
Example:
Mate, you've already cheated on your girlfriend once, are you going to do a callaway.


Callaway Cum
You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.
Example:
I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.


Callaway inhaler
During sex between 2 males, both take turns cuffing lips around each other's butt holes inhaling farts until one passes out.
Example:
Nick and jimmy c were doing the good ol callaway inhaler last night and now Jimmy didn't show up for work today, what a shame.


Jaden Adrastos Callaway
Jaden Adrastos Callaway is a widely known musician, among his other talents, he is currently playing the Drums. He played for professional bands such as the rock band Clutch, and Rosella. He is a native of Cleveland, Ohio (South Cambridgeshire UK) as he likes to call it.

He speaks, English, French, Arabic, Latin, and Taushiro (Pinche/Pinchi)

He is tallish, long flowing blonde hair, an Eagle Scout, and of British descent.
Example:
Did you catch the Clutch show last night? Yeah Jaden Adrastos Callaway gave me his sticks and I fainted.

I met this guy named Jaden Adrastos Callaway on the subway, He gave me an orgasm with his eyes.


Callaway Hairstyle
For a frequent hair gel user who spikes only the front of his hair, the callaway hairstyle is a go to when these frequent hair gel users run out of gel and don't have time to get more. This style requires a quick tug and jerk followed by a handful of nut and a quick swipe of the hair. Holds just as strong as any hair gel there is.
Example:
I had a hot date last night and my dumbass ran out of hair gel, I didn't have time to go to the store. Good thing my boy jimmy c from Boy Scouts taught me the callaway hairstyle back in 7th grade or my hair would of looked like shit.


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