Cristo

Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.



Mannaggia Cristo
It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.
Example:
examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")


cristo morto
Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.
Example:
''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''


Monte Cristo
A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
Example:
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'


Monte Cristo
When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
Example:
Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.


The Count of Monte Cristo
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.


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