Cristo
Cool and sexy (usually
danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is
a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good
comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.
Cristo
by The Incomparable Tatsuya on Aug 23, 2012 05:11:28
Example:
I needed to write two
thousand words for my
essay but only came up with
one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.
Cristo
by doncristo on Oct 30, 2019 22:13:40
Cristo
by Pimpincristo on Mar 31, 2019 03:35:36
Mannaggia Cristo
by Jesusthetic on May 23, 2019 16:29:58
It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry,
scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio,
mannaggia la madonna,
dio cane.
Example:
examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la
benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo
the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")
monte cristo
by SrBlanco on Jan 25, 2005 13:22:24
cristo morto
by AntiCristo493 on Feb 18, 2018 01:52:40
Typical italian expression used to
emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in
Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the
catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.
Example:
''Piove,
Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''
''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''
''Cristo
morto che male al
piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''
Monte Cristo
by Austin in Brooklyn on Sep 01, 2006 02:57:21
A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a
lunch break. Used interchangeably with
nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to
disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
Example:
'How was your Monte Cristo,
Nigel?'
Monte Cristo
by Mastodon on Apr 09, 2015 22:08:23
When one
jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to
catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a
m&m.
The Count of Monte Cristo
by Beanie ❤︎ on Nov 07, 2022 10:56:43
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel
The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a
Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his
prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of
the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.