Shit-Shark

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.



shit shark
a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
Example:
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.


Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks
The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Example:
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!


Shark Shit
A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
Example:
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"


shit out a shark
metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.
Example:
"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"


Shit-shark
A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.
Example:
Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.


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