Crucifixion Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.

crucifixion

by jesster79 on Feb 22, 2005 14:44:55

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.

Example:
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.

Oral Crucifixion

by StripperAstronaut on Jul 04, 2017 13:18:43

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

Example:
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

Accidental Crucifixion

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary on Feb 20, 2019 09:16:20

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Example:
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

testicular crucifixion

by Cryptic on May 06, 2005 07:10:51

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Example:
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

sexual crucifixion

by Misteur E on Jan 14, 2020 09:44:23

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.

Example:
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."

Crucifixion Phobia

by Crucifixion Phobia on Apr 02, 2011 14:43:18

The fear of cuts on Palms of hands and the Arches of feet

Example:
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Palm of my hand is not tolerable
OR
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Arch of my foot is not tolerable

Goat Throat Crucifixion

by CJ142857 on Apr 26, 2022 11:15:42

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob

Example:
My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

Throat Goat Crucifixion

by CJ142857 on May 02, 2022 08:19:34

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

Example:
My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

Japanese crucifixion

by Huyah sushi on Jul 28, 2019 22:20:10

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.

Example:
I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion

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