Elden Ring
by Fro_ozo on May 08, 2022 12:22:06
I doubt you could even imagine it, a actually good game for the times we're in.
A Spiritual successor to the
DARKSOULS Trilogy, just like the trilogy, bloodborne, and
Demon's Souls this too is
another banger that doesn't fail. If anyone is talking shit about it and never played a souls game in their life just understand its their first experience with a title like this. These games may be hard but just go with Sorcery or the current Meta Build, if you don't wanna do either there's Co-op.
Example:
Discord user 1: "Dude I love
Elden ring! I've been playing this game for hours on end and I just LOOVEE this game!"
Discord user 2: "I heard its hard, should I buy it?"
Discord user 1: "It's hard but
sorcery builds and
co-op can make the game easier, but yea dude totally buy it man. We'll duo every boss in the game."
Elden Ring
by PuceAardvark / YouTube on Sep 16, 2020 22:35:00
I doubt you could even imagine it. Another joke by George R.R Martin (and this time
FromSoftware). Something that does not exist, and never will exist. It's subreddit has gone completely
hollow, mindless fiends who have replayed Dark Souls 150 times since the
Elden RIng trailer and make memes about going hollow all day, everyday
Example:
Guy: Hey, have you heard? they are finally releasing Elden Ring!
Subreddit Hollow: *incomprehensible noises*
Guy:
2053!
Subreddit Hollow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elden Ring
by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne on Jun 11, 2021 11:44:09
Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go
hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals
the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy
Miyazaki!
Example:
Guy one- Hey, have you beaten
Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!!
Bow down to me,
fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
Elden Ring
by AngelTech on Feb 26, 2022 07:43:43
"
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of
saught the power of the
one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
Example:
A: Did you hear about
the one ring?
B: That thing
Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A:
Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
Elden Ring
by Elden Rat of Masochism on May 04, 2022 23:18:07
Example:
Jhon:
Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself
that much
Elden Ring
by 1337n00bh4xx0rfr0ms0ftsuxxxxxx on Apr 03, 2022 00:30:47
A video game created by the company "
FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like
Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even
videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
Example:
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare:
Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY
DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP
FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*