one ring

calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer



one ring
The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.
Example:
Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah


The One Ring
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them!
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
Example:
The One Ring was forged by the dark lord Sauron to rule all of middle earth.

Names of the three Elven rings:

Nenya was given to Galadriel
Narya to Cirdan. Later given to Gandalf.
Vilya given to Gil-Galad. Later he gave it to Elrond.


The One Ring
In Tolkienish mythology, the one master controlling ring, fashioned by the Dark Lord Suron in secret deep in the mines of moria. It can only be destroyed by casting it into the fires of mount Doom in the evil land of Mordor. It is, By Frodo, Son of Drogo, heir of Bilbo Baggins, who inherited Bilbo's estate of Bag end when he left for the elven stronghold of rivendell on his 111st birthday. THe one ring has a good amount of the power of The dark one and corrupts those who hold onto it for too long, though it has a mind of its own. It was originally cut from the hand of Sauron by Isildur, KIng of Gondor, who kept it instead of casting it into the fires from where it came. It then came to the hands of Smaegol, later to be known as Gollum. GOllum retreated into a cave in the Misty mountains and hid there, allowing the ring to turn him to the control of Sauron. Bilbo Baggins found the ring, and kept it, after "winning" it from gollum in a riddle contest. THe ring then went with Bilbo back to Bag end, where he kept it for many years, until his heir frodo inherited it, and began the quest to destroy it, thus becoming the ringbearer. He eventually did, destroying the ring for all eternity.Below it the full text of the elven verse written on the One ring, the RIng of Power (as produced by the chronicles of the Lord of the Rings, printed in 1965)
Example:
Three RIngs for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

only the lines "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them/One RIng to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" are inscribed in fire-writing on the ring (fire-writing being writing that only appears when something is cast into a fire)


ONE RING
The act of informing another person of an event which you had pissed them off. This is done by calling there phone and letting it ring once and hanging up. Usually done while watching a major sporting event.
Example:
When Bob's Colts fumbled the ball, he recieved a bunch of one rings from his friends.


One Ring
One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.
Example:
Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.

Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.


one-ring sting
same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:
Example:
'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'


Give the One Ring to Sauron
1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Example:
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"


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