Emoji

An alphabet for retards



Emoji
Something that should never be used, it is humanity's worst idea ever. Emoji's should not exist and the people who came up with the idea for the Emoji Movie deserve to die a painful death.
Example:
A guy uses an emoji to try to slide into a girl's DMs. He never sees her again.


Emoji
Emoji’s, the worlds most accessible form of cancer. If you want to jump of a cliff, seeing a πŸ€ͺ😎🀣😁😩 will really give you that last piece of encouragement you need! Emoji’s are mainly used by 11 year old thots on musical.ly who think their stick body’s are thic and curvy. If you thought you wanted to die, look at an emoji and prepare to go into a dark, deep depression you won’t be able to cure (unless you watch a rip vine compilation). Anyone who uses an emoji unironically can join me when I jump off a bridge!!! 🀠🀠🀠 be safe kids, and stop using these fucking emojis!
Example:
11 year old commenting on an Instagram comedians video with an excessive use of gods main disappointment, emoji’s : β€œπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ hahah omg lele pons ur so hilarious πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜―πŸ€‘πŸ€­πŸ€―πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜β€


Emoji
Something used to show emotion when in reality, you aren't showing any.
Example:
Wow that's cool. (Without emoji)
Vs

Wow that's cool πŸ˜€ what have I done...


Emoji
An Emoji is that little picture you put in your texts. Many shitty phones cannot read these Emoji, so for fuck's sake, don't get a shitty phone.
Example:
(Guy with iPhone) *sends Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) What is that?
(Guy with iPhone) lol its an Emoji, dumbass. *sends Lolface Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) It's a fucking square!


Emoji
A tiny little dumb picture to show how you "feel" or "react" when in reality you're shaming your self in front of others you dumb shit stop using them. if you don't use them, then you're already doing better than 90% of people who own phones or computers.
Example:
Some cancer influencer on instagram: posts a picture.
Some 13 year old: omg so cute πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰

so don't use emojies kids they are dumb


Emoji
Emojis are small pictures ( usually smiley faces ) that are used in electronic messages instead of saying in words how they feel.
Example:
Emoji : πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ₯³πŸ˜œπŸ˜­ etc.


Emoji
it's "shit" you can use it or not use it. but you are going to smell it from other people so might as well use it.
Example:
some ho : Hi :)

sassy moody nerd who's got a very well trained right hand : the fuck you use that emocrap 4 ? emotions are impossible to illustrate. if someone express them using emojis it's fake and mostly lies


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