Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.



Gears of War 2
A decent game that was a let-down to a lot of hardcore players, It uses an updated Unreal engine unique to itself, supports 5v5 matches and a couple of new modes and improvement on previous modes, an entirely new mode called hoard pits players in a team of up to 5 against the locust hoard in in waves with increase in damage, health, and accuracy to the locust,

The campaign is very satisfying, but the multiplayer seemed like a real letdown. Changes such as slowing down while getting shot had mixed reception, whereas one shot down active-sniping has been elimanted, were greatly accepted. (Noo135 who one shotted active to the body were never any good and did not deserve snipe) crawling was a nice feature (to prevent n00bs from getting ch33p kills with an active snipe) shotgun was toned down, lancer whoring is easier, chainsaw is unstoppable, excecutions are pleasing (torque decapitation FTW), Matchmaking was changed to a find player type of system rather than a player find you. It takes fucking forever to find a match though, no more host advantage.

Overall both pleasing and unsatisfying game. Any player worth his weight in gold knows that the first gears has a better multiplayer experience.
Example:
Gears fan : hey bro, wanna play some excecution on Gears of War 2?
Gears true fan : fawk no, the multiplayer has been ruined, ima go play gears 1.
Gears fan: but only like 6 people play that now!
Gears true fan: *saddened* I know...


Gears of War 2
A game coming out for xbox in November that's gonna be the SICKEST SHIT EVER!!!!
Example:
I'm SO excited for Gears of War 2!!


Gears of War 2
A game commonly played by Call of Duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Gears of War gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say "Nigger" all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. They feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming "HOST!!!" whenever someone kills them and threatening . Gears of War
Example:
"Yeah what now eat my lancer bastard. I'm a G at Gears of War 2"

*sniped"

"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."


gears of war 2
a piece of shit game that completely sucked, of course after updates it became a PLAYABLE game, less laggers, no shield glitch, going through the lazers on security, etc., now a must have game for the xbox
Example:
gamer 1:i hate the lancer in gears of war 2 it sucks you in like a black hole

gamer 2:or a well payed hooker...


Gears of War 2
Sequel to the best multi-player game ever released for any console, with the exclusion of Super Smash Bros for the N64.

Example:
RomeDogg93- can you turn down the suck?
Sheehan1234- YEAOK.

TaylorDTX- i suck at Gears of War 2


Gears of War 2
One of the most anticipated games in recent memory, sequel to one of the most amazing multi player games ever, Gears of War. Look forward to seeing 'King Jarman' as #1 on the assassination leaderboards for years to come.
Example:
-ShotgunMadMax: matt, are you gonna get Gears of War 2

-King Jarman: yeh, hope there's an ownage new chainsaw glitch plz



-N0bz0r: is that all you can do, two piece?

-King Jarman: yep


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