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Alien Abduction

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Alien Abduction

by Tempted on Nov 11, 2007 03:35:25

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.

Example:
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.

alien abduction

by sixtoe on Mar 19, 2011 09:52:14

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

Example:
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

alien abduction survivor

by yes juanito yes on Feb 17, 2012 10:48:16

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.

Example:
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

Alien Abduction Survivor

by yes juanito yes on Jan 28, 2012 03:25:35

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

Example:
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

alien abduction ass ripping

by JAM IN THE TOE on Mar 23, 2020 13:30:18

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.

Example:
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.

Grey Abducter Alien

by Kerb on Nov 28, 2004 07:18:33

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.

Example:
I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".

Grey Abducter Alien

by Scott Methy on Jul 19, 2003 08:49:12

A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!

Example:
" Oh, yeah, last night i WAS abducted!"

Alien abduction

by Iam not Elmer Fudd on Feb 02, 2020 21:38:18

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Example:
Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

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