Gossamer

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.



Gossamer
When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn
Example:
Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.


Gossamer
A word used by intelligent people to describe under water farts. Usually in baths or hot tubs.
Example:
'fucking hell tobe that gossamer stinks'

'Jesus Christ that was a bubbly gossamer'


Gossamer
Soneone who can touch you, feel you up, or steal stuff that's in your hands wuthout you noticing or feeling them. Usually thieves or perverts, however sometimes there skills come in handy.
Example:
John: Dude, your girlfriend has your phone.

Charles: What I was just texting someone!

John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.

Charles: ... never say bae again.


104 Beat Per Minute Are Gossamer
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Example:
104 Beat Per Minute Are Gossamer


《¤》Jaleel《¤》Amahd《¤》White《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》
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Example:
《¤》Jaleel《¤》Amahd《¤》White《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》


《¤》Todd《¤》Aaron《¤》Brotze《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》
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Example:
《¤》Todd《¤》Aaron《¤》Brotze《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》


Angel Jose Robles Are Gossamer
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Example:
Angel Jose Robles Are Gossamer


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