cantos

definition short for cantonese



Dirty Cantos
The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
Example:
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".


Bang a Canto
Sex with a cantonese female in multiple positions, usually involving lots of doggystyle, spooning, legs on shoulders and clit rubbing, but not much female on top, cowgirl, reverse or squatting because they can be lazy fuckers.
Example:
If I’ve got any time later and Carrie is free then I’d love to bang a canto


Canto face
The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips
Example:
Ugh stay clear of Judy, she's got major canto face


Canto Trap
(n.) A female Asian who is attractive and lovely at first, but once you get in a relationship with her, she sucks the life and resources(money, time, and energy) out of you.
Example:
Person 1: Yo, Anele is hella pretty and nice.
Person 2: Yeah, but I heard she's a canto trap.


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