Grand National
One of the best cars ever made by buick. Pretty much it was a 85 Regal
painted black,
suped up, and had a turbo charger and
intercooler shoved up its ass, all to make it averaging a 13 second car. Also see badass
Grand National
by richard james, bitch on Mar 14, 2009 08:07:52
Though rarely thought of in modern racing times, the Buick Grand National was produced from the years ('82-'87). Most notably the black grandma cars
that're quiet as hell and yet spank a
foxbody mustang by 15 car lengths, leaving the ford driver
angry and confused. this is due to the 231 cu. in turbocharged V6 found in many of them, producing around 260 hp and 350 ft. lbs of torque....stock. with an upgraded turbo size and boost controller, they can make over 500 hp with the turn of a dial. unfortunately, Buick grew a vagina and made them actual grandma cars after '87.
Example:
person 1: dude i just made that
z28 my bitch man, i almost feel bad for him.
passenger in Grand National: yeah you had to have 20 lbs of boost, didn't you? you're
gonna blow a
piston er something. but that was fuckin amazing
driver of camaro: damn...
Grand National
by RhythmJunky on Feb 01, 2009 22:53:30
A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats
clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting
output of beats at
irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
Example:
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor
mixing skills by
the DJ.
"That first
tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
Grand National Knob Jockey
by Horsebox Harry on Oct 25, 2006 05:26:51
Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to
Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.
Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (
tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a
knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example:
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop
I’d say he never gets
off it!
Example 2:
Hank: What is the
Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!