doored

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck



doored
v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.
Example:
What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!


doored
To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.
Example:
Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass


Doors
Doors are wonderful magical things that give you privacy but also open up a whole world for you.
They are mostly made out of wood but I like the iron ones and I looove the ones made out of black oily sludge that all you know could be from the pits of hell.
Their uses in video games are awesome too and they can provide suspense and stuff like that.

I FREAKING LOVE DOORS.

When they are locked anything can be behind them!

They're so magical and amazing oh my fluffing god!
Example:
"Oh my god I want there to be a neko personification of doors so I could make it my wifeu"

"Doors are so awesome!"


The Doors
Late 60s/early 70s band fronted by Jim Morrison. Progressed from an amalgam of light and dark psychedelia to bluesy rock by the time of Jim Morrison's death. Known for Jim's voice and lyrics as well as their reliance on Ray Manzarek's organ; Jim's qualities stand out in longer tracks like "The End" and "When the Music's Over" as well as shorter tracks like "The Crystal Ship" and "Not to Touch the Earth."
Example:
"The Doors are overrated."

"The Doors are awesome!"

"Jim Morrison was a terrible frontman for The Doors."

"Jim Morrison was an excellent frontman for The Doors!"


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