Hayfever

See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on



Greek Hayfever
During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
Example:
Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!


Hollywood Hayfever
This condition of runny nose and irritated nasal passage is caused by excessive use of Nose Beers/Nosé/Devils Dust/Charlie. Symptoms closely resemble Hayfever.
Example:
Oh man, I hit the nosé really hard last night with partying with Barry, Graham and Wayne. The four of us had a terrible case of Hollywood Hayfever!


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