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Hazard
A gamer who has adopted the name since 2005. He has an odd mind that freaks many people out, some are even still attending therapy. Though you may try, this guy CANNOT be mindfucked, ultimately he will just laugh and move on. He also has a very strong stomach, as what might gross most people out, has no effect (or a completely different effect) on him.
Example:
Johnny: Dude... I fooled Hazard into googling "Offended"... He was unphased.... He even laughed at some of it... o_O

Bob: Dude... That guy is seriously warped o_o

Johnny: I know... He laughs at things utterly disturb others ._.

Bob: That's because he's already disturbed... >.>


Hazard
A girl or boy who may be considered dangerous due to their promiscuity or overly flirtatious qualities. Usually does not involve themselves in long term relationships and only seeks short hookups or one night stands. Likely to cheat or talk to multiple different people at the same time.
Example:
Nasty Dudebro #1: Hey brah, that girl was totally into you.
Nasty Dudebro #2: Nah man, she's a hazard. I'm staying away from that.

Party Slut #1: I talked to him all night! I think he likes me.
Party Slut #2: Be careful gurl, that guy is totally a hazard.


Eden Hazard
A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
Example:
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'


Health Hazard
A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
Example:
Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”


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