waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.



wake up
translates to "are you there", "hello?"
Example:
(22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut
(22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping
(22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol
(22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know
(22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech


Wake up
The act of waking someone up by first jumping on them then dry humping them the rolling them over twice and their grabbing their feet and dropping them on their head and the repeating ocssionaly hitting / grabing the persons genitals or ass
Example:
The you boy would not get up so The other boy had to Wake up him.


To wake up
When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Example:
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.


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