Hercules
by Alfie The Horndog on Mar 24, 2007 04:27:38
Roman name for the Greek god
Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like
Thor were afraid to be around him.
Example:
Sam
Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was
Custer...
Hercules
by RandyThePuppy on Sep 12, 2011 21:49:18
Besides putting the "glad" in "
gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top
bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so
pisseded.
Example:
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
Hercules
by sparkling ice 345 on Jul 31, 2011 02:01:04
The cutest and most
manliest and most muscular
dog in the world. A direct descendent of the Gods, hence the name. Likes to run into walls and chase after anything that moves. Pees on sidewalks because he is
too cool to pee like everyone else.
Hercules
by Dbnk1117 on Feb 27, 2007 22:43:05
Example:
Wow, that was
amazing,
honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
Hercules
by Herculezthegiant on Jul 05, 2011 03:45:40
When consuming two or more
recreational drugs, a
mindstate which might resemble being somewhere between heaven & earth might be achieved. Just like
Zeus's son, Hercules the half god, who lived somewhere between heaven & earth.
Example:
A: Dude, last night I drank a bottle of
vodka and smoked 4
joints.
B: Damn brah,
dats sick!
A: Yeah, it was a total Hercules!
Hercules
by School4Life on May 15, 2011 14:48:01
Stemming from
Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting a bear in "Hercules in New York," it combines a Bear Fight and a
Strikeout, one takes a
bong rip, drink a Bear Fight, and takes a shot before finally exhaling.
Example:
Guy #1: Yo man, you were ungodly destroyed last night!
Guy #2: Yeah man, I did a
bong rip, followed by a
car bomb, a
jager bomb then a shot, and finally exhaled! It was incredible!
Guy #1: You gotta be careful trying a Hercules!!
Hercules
by bushlight on Jan 12, 2018 04:16:44
Lives in
Olympia, lifts
Olympic weights and according to the myth hits motherfuckers with lighting
bolts.
Hercules
by Zer0_ on Dec 18, 2019 11:17:58
Hercules
by Lilith127 on Dec 28, 2020 11:40:32
The sweetest guy in the
freaking world, and can be really loud around his friends. If you get a chance to date him DO NOT PASS IT UP!!! He's the hottest, sweetest,
funniest, smartest, best
kissing guy you will ever meet.