Zohaib
Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll
do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so
fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick.
Zohaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with
zohaib, but he’s the one and only legend
zohaib
by Homer on Mar 27, 2005 04:27:13
There was once a legend of some kind of
super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib.
The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib
noobed countless people.
Example:
1.
OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2.
Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
zohaib
by jayrayshawn on Dec 13, 2012 10:09:45
a mythical state of mind or place.. sometimes describe a certain
wavelength.. the 69th to be precise
if ever trying to escape a zohaib..
speed walk up or down a flight of stairs and he will
perish behind you