I SWEAR TO GOD Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

I SWEAR TO GOD

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

I swear to God

by Sherly:) on Oct 09, 2018 23:00:45

Example:
I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

It was a joke i swear to god

by FroggerJGWentWorth on Jun 08, 2017 11:06:42

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

Example:
I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

say i swear to god

by TwanDiggity on Aug 10, 2005 11:23:31

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Example:
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

by GenderIsBullCrap on Jan 28, 2021 22:31:45

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Example:
Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep on Jan 09, 2024 07:42:06

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Example:
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

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